GAWW; RAWR :3.

Jun 03

shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

Jun 03

Parents attempting to be cool around friends:

chaystar:

They’re like:


And I’m like:

Jun 03
Jun 03
Jun 03

When the person in front of me doesn’t hold the door for me

Jun 03

Mumbling the bits of the songs you don’t know. Then screaming the chorus with all your heart.

Jun 03
  • girl 1: omg im pregnant
  • girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
  • girl 3: omg im always drunk
  • me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
Jun 03
Jun 03
  • me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
  • me: apparently yes
Jun 03

gruzi:

*is innocent until proven gucci*